Anywhere, World – As homage to specimen allegedly being Italian for astronaut, and innuendo considered as Latin for suppository, the following are recently discovered definitions as believed by those less worldly.
Chinese checkers – a specialized team of Canadian Border Service agents who deal solely with travelers from the People’s Republic of China.
Dominoes – little known microscopic entities called “Doms” found in nostrils.
Doms invisible at this magnification
Islamophobia – freshman question offered at Psych 101
Pedophile – a dossier on my childhood stuffed rabbit.
“Pedo” before he had a RAP sheet
Transphobia – an unnatural fear of Vietnamese people with a particular surname.
Arachnophobia – doctoral thesis outlining the distinct lack of fear among the citizens of Iraq.
Algorithm – the teachings of America’s 45th Vice President as told by a guy with a speech impediment.
Mr. VP spreading the good word singlehandedly
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