NORAD HQ (undisclosed location) – With all the excitement generated over the errant Chinese weather balloon that was alleged to be a spy balloon, other countries, interested in downsizing espionage budgets, are proposing balloons of their own.
China’s ill-fated “spy” balloon
Scotland:
No mistaking this sporran-balloon’s heritage
France:
Sandwiched among the others this airborne baguette might fool some
Italy:
Momma Mia that that’s a delicious looking spy balloon
USA:
Bang bang shoot’em up to the moon
Canada:
As Canadian as apple pie & cheddar cheese
New Zealand:
This kiwi actually flies and spies
England:
Resembling a migrant worker; this balloon self-deports due to prevailing winds
Ontario, Canada:
If not for all the hot air in this gas bag…
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