Dumb guy definitions (#102)

Anywhere, World –  As homage to specimen allegedly being Italian for astronaut, and innuendo considered as Latin for suppository, the following are recently discovered definitions as believed by those less worldly.

Chinese checkers – a specialized team of Canadian Border Service agents who deal solely with travelers from the People’s Republic of China. 

Dominoes – little known microscopic entities called “Doms” found in nostrils. 

Doms invisible at this magnification

Islamophobia – freshman question offered at Psych 101 

Pedophile – a dossier on my childhood stuffed rabbit.

“Pedo” before he had a RAP sheet

Transphobia – an unnatural fear of Vietnamese people with a particular surname.

Arachnophobia – doctoral thesis outlining the distinct lack of fear among the citizens of Iraq.

Algorithm – the teachings of America’s 45th Vice President as told by a guy with a speech impediment. 

Mr. VP spreading the good word singlehandedly


2023 02 23

Author: dougzone22

Canadian. My posts will be like the beer I drink: crafty!

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