Glasgow, Scotland – Renowned hippie (a.k.a. space cadet), Ronald “Hey man” Ronaldson of El Segundo, California has made his way miraculously to Glasgow, Scotland, and he was asked why.
“Hey man, rumour has it that Glasgow has a high death rate due to drug overdoses, so if you’re looking for drugs, Glasgow is the place to be!” Ronaldson ranted meanderingly.
Why drugs, Mr. Ronaldson?
“Hey man, I have experienced ATS, AZT, DXM, E, GBH, GBL, K2, LAAM, PCP,” he somehow managed alphabetically.
Then, as if a zoological park supervisor, he added, “Horse, Monkey, Ox, Kat, Skunk also!”
When it seemed time for another information-seeking question, Ronaldson colourfully concluded with, “And Purple Drank, China White, Black Tar, Blue, Black Beauties, Red Birds, Blue Meanies, Green Bud!”
Having established his credentials, he seemed ready for to explain his very apparent irritability.
”Hey man,” he said rather expectedly, “Don’t get me wrong; I have vaccinated myself for mumps, measles, rubella, polio, chicken pox, tetanus, diphtheria, shingles and I am triplely vaxxed for Covid-19 too. It is this latest vaccine that is annoying me!”
What could possibly bother this human pharmacy?
“Well man, “ he started uncharacteristically, “The Covid vaccines are supposed to have microchips imbedded in them, I haven’t noticed any improvement in my global awareness, nor my cell phone’s reception! What the hell? I got ripped off!”
Our streetwise chemist was last seen ingesting the essence of a freshly deposited dog turd from his “dealer”- a Border Collie, according to this uninitiated observer.
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