Dark Side, Moon – A Moon rover from China¸ redundantly named Yutu 2 or “Jade Rabbit”, has landed deliberately on the dark side of the Earth’s only natural satellite, but has sent back a grainy photo of what appears to be a cube on the horizon. The object is 80 metres away from the machine, but will take 2 to 3 months to reach. Speculation as to the identity of the cube has begun.
“I will bet you it is a Tim Horton’s,” one enthusiastic observer uttered, “They are everywhere!”
A shutterbug commented, “Imagine sending that device all the way to the Moon with that cheap camera on board. I could get you a clear shot of a mole on a gnat’s ass from that distance!”
Clem, a theorist of the conspiratorial nature, suggested, “That’s where them aliens built their flying saucers before coming to Earth to build the pyramids.”
“What do you expect to happen after sending a solar-powered craft to the dark side of the Moon?” a dumb guy spewed . “My solar-powered sundial was a total waste of money!”
And yet another dumb guy offered, “Finally, we have the proof! That’s the studio where they filmed the fake Moon landings!”
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